Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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