How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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