I'm really into asian looking animals
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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