seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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