That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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