hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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