check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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