sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
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He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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