"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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