11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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