Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
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what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
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Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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