how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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