Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
