last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.