She announced her abortion via fbk
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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