i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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