# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
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It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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