you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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