Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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