we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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