he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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