I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
