bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
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I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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