fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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