Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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