I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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