We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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