Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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