Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i think i have herpe
just one?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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