you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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