we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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