fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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