So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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