Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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