Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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