She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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