I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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