Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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