just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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