I don't think brook has ever known best
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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