If that was your dad, he is hot
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
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