Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
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just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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