Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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