I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
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For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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