The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
third nipple confirmed
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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