Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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