Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
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He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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