I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
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But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I just gargled with NyQuil
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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