oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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