I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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