Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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