So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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