No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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